ajockeynamedpod:

FOUR YEARS.

See, we’re both idiots, so neither of us remember the exact day we got together. SO THE WHOLE MONTH OF JUNE IS OUR ANNIVERSARY.

It’s been four years now, holy shit. 

We’ve never met in person.

But he’s still the most wonderful thing to ever happen to me. <3

Nat/Oos otp. <3

I am pleased we narrowed it down to just a month~ Even if I routinely forget that month whoops~

This Oos, this beautiful Oos right here, I’m seriously such a ridiculously lucky fellow, and we may be so, so far apart, but I just can’t describe how much I care for my sweetie~<3

The only thing that makes me sad is that, it’s been four years, and I’ve still not been able to get over to my Oos. But I know I will someday, as even just the small times we’re apart offline I miss her~<3 

Only even mildly appropriate gif I have for the situation~

<3

-sigh- Of course it is. 

gymleader-corn:

lordnathaniel:

ajockeynamedpod:

give me all your unwanted sleep and i will sleep it for you

i am the goddess of sleep

I can out-sleep you any time of day or night~

excuse me is that a challenge

You damn right it is. 

I sleep so much you don’t even know. 

Rip Van Winkle looks at me and goes “Woah, dude, enough.”

ajockeynamedpod:

give me all your unwanted sleep and i will sleep it for you

i am the goddess of sleep

I can out-sleep you any time of day or night~

ajockeynamedpod:

guys

guys

i know what the summoner’s pre-scratch self looks like

dirkjake:

Is this not the scariest fucking thing

Significantly less so if you’ve dealt with actual koala’s~

…If I see another “Put a Number/Symbol/Colour/Whatever in my ask” again, I give you fair warning, I’m going to put every single one in your ask. 

If you’re bored, maybe just try… answering the damnable things? 

Okay, well that’s about as angry as I get. Go about your business, please~<3

taiyoufox:

theasswhisperer:

raidouraidou:

I am Hitoshura

Um..

Pit..

welp

Goose from Pilotwings

SHOOTING MYSELF OUT OF A CANNON BRB

Phoenix wright

yknow what I reckon I can be fine

theplacethatevolutionforgot:

ajockeynamedpod:

Can everyone who battles competitively react like this instead of immediately crying ‘hax’?

Seconded. Though you may as well be asking Unown to stop sucking.

Firstly, Reblogging because Sidney. 

Secondly, Reblogging cause best way to behave

Thirdly, Oh SNAP you did not just make fun of Unown. >:I

ajockeynamedpod:

blackjackgabbiani:

gryphblogzone:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

• You play as some kind of insect-eating relative to the shrew. You throw yourself at enemies.
• A guy screwed a computer program, and the result is your character. You’ll probably have an epileptic fit halfway through the game.
• Cockfighting.

Final Fantasy VI: Green-haired teenager has angst and is afraid of clowns.

No More Heroes: You’re a creeper otaku who masturbates to loli and kills people so he can get laid by a golddigging lying bitch.

…..it’s a really good game though i promise ;;

Fallout: The world ended, you’re alive. Now go out into the wasteland to find a way to fix the pipes to our shelter. Glitchy as fuck.

Fallout 2: The guy from the first game got kicked out of home, now you’re some tribal native who’s been sent to find something called a GECK. Glitchier that the first game. 

Fallout 3: Go find your daddy. Not too glitchy. 

Fallout New Vegas: Go find the guy who shot you by walking all over the desert. Really fucking glitchy.